"You should smile more!"
"You look tired!"
"Are you really going to eat all that?"
Is it that time of month?
"You’re just being dramatic"
"You have terrible taste"
"Just exercise and eat less!"
"Thats really slutty"
my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.
wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made
when u drink water u r 70% cannibal
i made this fucking post when i was so fucking stoned and youre still reblogging it why
because it’s fucking hilarious
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
"When I was your age, I had to deal without all these electronics."
That’s because when you were my age they didn’t exist. I bet my right arm if they had, you would have also wanted them very badly, so I don’t want to fucking hear it.